Shell Light

Do the same rules that apply for the egg being sucked into a bottle apply for un-constipating yourself?
You know the experiment where you boil an egg, peel its shell, light a match, put the match in the bottle and place the egg on top?
(http://www.videojug.com/film/how-to-suck-an-egg-into-a-bottle)
So, i was wondering:
Does that same rule apply for someone who is constipated?
Do you think it’d be possible for somebody who is constipated to light something, throw it in the toilet, sit, and create a vacuum which sucks the poo straight out of their ass?
Please, do try this at home.
No dude, it won’t work.
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